Math Jokes

A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician were having lunch at a cafe. They watched two people enter the building across the street. A bit later, they see three people exit.
The physicist deduces, "The measurement was inaccurate."
The biologist proclaims, "They reproduced."
The mathematician then suggests, "Now if one more person enters the building it will be empty."

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