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I know with Gaim it's not such a big deal, but does anyone else see Howell Furiously Alt-Tabbing.
Thursday, September 1. 2005Howell Clarke
Brain_Stem[19:07]: I thought I could trust you.
This already sounds bad. First Lala, now Brain_Stem. What's going on? Night_Watcher[19:08]: Huh? That's not much of a way to open a conversation. How about "Hi" or "How are you?" By the way, Hi, I'm doing fine. Brain_Stem[19:08]: You saw my life. You lived in my house. You saw how the guilt was destroying me, and you still said nothing. Brain_Stem[19:08]: I let you in. I let you disrupt my schedule, my plans, everything. And you didn't even have the courtesy to tell me. Ok, this is starting to sound like a soap opera breakup. What is he talking about? Night_Watcher[19:09]: Excuse me. Sorry to interrupt your rant, but what are you talking about? What did I not tell you? Brain_Stem[19:09]: That she's alive. That I didn't kill her. That I'm not a murderer. She? Oh. Not good. Very not good. I thought he knew. How could he not know? Doesn't he ever talk to Fair_Weather? That's all he ever talks about, all he ever thinks about. Night_Watcher[19:12]: I thought you knew. Brain_Stem[19:12]: Didn't you see my house? Didn't you see the way I was falling apart?
Ok, so he seemed a little neurotic, but I had no idea that he was falling apart. What if he takes this the wrong way? Night_Watcher[19:12]: Sorry. I guess I didn't really notice. What's going on over there? How's he handling this? Is he going to fall apart on me? Is all of this going to fall apart? Lovely_Lips[19:22]: Hey there. Night_Watcher[19:22]: Hey to you, too. How you doing? Lovely_Lips[19:22]: I'm good. How about you? Night_Watcher[19:23]: I'm sure you are good. :) Night_Watcher[19:23]: What's up? Lovely_Lips[19:23]: Cave_Man said he found a name for us. He said we should call ourselves the Cognitive Dissidents. Night_Watcher[19:24]: Not bad. Where'd he find it? Lovely_Lips[19:24]: I don't know. Some book. Lovely_Lips[19:24]: When are we going to meet? Not this again. Night_Watcher[19:25]: I don't know. Let me check my schedule. Lovely_Lips[19:25]: *Lala feigns hurt* YOu mean I don't override everything on your schedule? :( Night_Watcher[19:25]: :) Oh, you do. Let me drop everything and come running to your arms. Lovely_Lips[19:25]: There's my man. Night_Watcher[19:26]: As long as we meet someplace safe, I can meet you just about any time. Brain_Stem[19:26]: I think she's in love. He must have seen them together. Night_Watcher[19:27]: With Macon? Lovely_Lips[19:27]: Do you know anyone who can get you into the Black Quarter? The feds wouldn't dare go there. That's a good idea, but somebody who could get me into the Black Quarter. Hmm. Let's see. Jim? No, he moved. OH! I know. Keb. Keb could get me in. Would he, though? He's kind of a passer. Night_Watcher[19:27]: I've got a friend who might do it. I'll have to talk to him. I'll let you know tomorrow. Brain_Stem[19:27]: I think so. Yes, that must have been him. I don't think it was any of my patients. So he ran into them in one of the environments. Must have been quite a shock. Lovely_Lips[19:27]: I'll be waiting on pins and needles. Do you think we could do my implant then? Night_Watcher[19:28]: So what makes you think she's in love? Night_Watcher[19:28]: That depends on what kind of implant you want. I'm not a plastic surgeon, but if you ask me too . . . Brain_Stem[19:28]: Just the way she acted. I think you ought to talk to her. She has some good ideas. Lovely_Lips[19:28]: You couldn't even pass an English class (to/too), much less become a plastic surgeon. Lovely_Lips[19:28]: It's pretty simple, right? Night_Watcher[19:29]: Ideas about what? Brain_Stem[19:29]: Improving the environments. Night_Watcher[19:29]: Yeah, it's pretty simple. You better bring Cave_Man with you,though. I'll do his first, so I have practice before I do yours. Night_Watcher[19:29]: Improving them how? Lovely_Lips[19:29]: You haven't been practicing? Night_Watcher[19:30]: Well, sure. I practice with my blow-up doll every night. But it's just not the same ;) Brain_Stem[19:30]: She said that she knows some developers who have been working on similar projects. She said that they could help you rewrite/improve the engine. Lovely_Lips[19:30]: LOL. Good. I'd hate for you to slip. C U tomorrow, K? Night_Watcher[19:30]: Yeah. XO. Night_Watcher[19:30]: I don't want to rewrite the engine. How many times do I have to say that? Brain_Stem[19:31]: I thought we were partners on this. I thought I could trust you. I guess I should have seen, though, from what's happened, that that isn't true. Don't do this to me. I hate it when people do this to me. Night_Watcher[19:31]: Fine, I'll talk to her. But that's all. I won't make any promises about involving anyone else, or anything like that. Brain_Stem[19:31]: That's all I want. 19:31 Brain_Stem logged off. 19:33 Brain_Stem logged on. Brain_Stem[19:33]: Howell? Howell? Why's he calling me that? Night_Watcher[19:33]: Yeah? Brain_Stem[19:33]: Thanks. 19:33 Brain_Stem logged off. You're welcome. I guess. Trackbacks
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I know with Gaim it's not such a big deal, but does anyone else see Howell Furiously Alt-Tabbing.
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I laughed really hard at that...it's how I feel for large portions of most days.
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Jared, "blow-up doll"? Really?!
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:)
You know you loved it. Johnny Elbows on :
Besides, double entendre is a time-honored method of coming up with fun one-liners.
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