Dan Adams

Dan is the greatest guy you'll ever meet. He introduced the Homestarmy to the magic of the All-American Rejects, and is a Yahoo! pool addict. I take that back, Dan has now developed an addiction for The Settlers of Catan (the online version).
Ladies, good news, Dan is the only homestarmy member currently available. He is known for occasionally making food for everyone, and it is most excellent. I recommend asking him for fajitas.