They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Here are a few that I think might be worth more than a thousand - they're swiftly becoming three staples in my list of standard answers to so-called "technical questions."
When the question is so ridiculous it makes me doubt the sincerity of the asker:
When the question involves violating decades of known best practices, I beg:
And, finally, when even reading the question makes me feel as if my IQ has dropped a few points, I suggest perhaps the asker is part of "what's wrong with the world":
