PMP my "tric"

Well it's clear now what you all can get me for Christmas. I have always wanted an MP3 player. I guess technically I already have 3 of them, but strapping my desktop computer on to my back and jogging in place in my apartment just isn't practical. Frankly neither is this. But I want it sooooo bad.

Seriously though, a PMP designed to look like a Star Trek The Next Generation Tricorder is just absolutely ridiculous. I can't imagine that the screen would be large enough for me to want to watch any movie or tv show. And at a price tag of a little over $360, it's way too expensive for something that only holds 12 hours of music. But why do I want it so bad?