The best smelling gloves ever

nospam@example.com (Radar) — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 15:48:00 -0700

As all of you probably know, I love soccer. I love playing, watching, and talking soccer. I recently had a soccer game and due to limited players, was forced to play as our goalkeeper. Luckily my friend Jeff was there and I was able to borrow his gloves. I had them on for a good 45 minutes.

They worked great and I was able to have a shutout and so our team won. When I finally pulled the gloves off I instinctively smelled my hands to see how bad they were. I was pleasantly surprised. Any of you who have ever stood near a goalie can tell you that a keepers gloves are one of the foulest smelling things in the world. Jeff's gloves smelled great. I don't know what he did to keep them smelling so well, but I am extremely grateful. It was to say the least, a breath of fresh air!

Here are what the aforementioned gloves looked like in case you want to buy very your own non-foul-smelling-soccer-gloves.

Annals of the Homestarmy - Soccer

The best smelling gloves ever