|
Tuesday, October 10. 2006
A large television screen sits in a place of honor in the middle of a shabby living room. Several young men cluster
around the television, watching as Kana, dressed in the robes of a priest, speaks.
Kana: Look at them. You see what I see. They have become narcissistic and soft. They have buried their own
teachings, abandoned the worship of their God, lost their principles, and enthroned the preservation of life as the
greatest possible good. They have forgotten that there are things that are more important than life. They have
forgotten these things, my brothers, but we have not. That is their weakness. That, my brothers, is our strength.
An unidentified man peers intently at a computer screen. The camera zooms in on his screen just enough to read the
first few lines of the article that he is reading:
Headline: Test Results Stolen
Article Text: Department of Education officials confirmed today that unknown intruders were able to access the test
results for nearly 200,000 middle school and elementary school students. There is no word, as yet, what the criminals
intend to do with the data.
The scene changes. People hurry on foot along a dusty, dirty street lined with brightly colored houses and high,
narrow apartments. Overhead, Kana’s voice echoes through loudspeakers along the street.
Kana: I know you. I have seen your hearts. I know that you are willing to sacrifice, to give your lives if necessary
to see God’s will done. Do not mistake, He will ask that of some of you. But He will protect us, His chosen people,
and we will sweep the infidels from the face of the Earth.
The scene changes. In a dimly lit room, a man inspects papers as they come off of a high speed color printer.
Each page bears a large picture of a child in the upper left hand corner, and several lines of text off to the side.
The last sheet of paper leaves the printer. The man picks up the sheaf of papers and carefully places them on top of a
large (about 4 feet tall) stack of similar papers.
Sunday, October 8. 2006
The camera pans around a small classroom filled with round tables. Four small chairs cluster around each table.
Children, each about 10 years old, sit in the chairs, building things out of legos. There is a large mound of pieces in
the middle of each table. A young female teacher threads her way among the tables commenting to the children, and
encouraging them as they build. In the back of the room, near a set of large windows, two boys sit at a table by
themselves. One (Khalil) is working on a carefully structured, completely symmetrical three dimensional star. The
other (Ashlin) seems to be randomly sticking pieces together.
Khalil: You have to have a plan. Nothing will happen otherwise.
Ashlin: God has a plan. I simply follow His will.
Khalil shakes his head and laughs.
Khalil: God doesn’t care what you do during creation time.
Ashlin doesn’t answer for a moment, he is too busy staring vacantly out of the window. Then, he turns to his friend
and smiles.
Ashlin: Why wouldn’t He? He’s a creator, too.
Khalil scowls and doesn’t answer. For a moment, they are silent, Khalil concentrating on his design, Ashlin
placing pieces at random. Suddenly, Ashlin picks up his creation and begins crushing it in his hands, pushing and
pulling at it until the pieces fall off onto the table. Khalil watches in surprise. When it is mostly broken apart,
Ashlin begins building a new object, concentrating fiercely, placing each piece carefully.
Khalil: See, now you have a plan. Now you’re getting somewhere.
Ashlin: No, now I’ve seen a vision. Now I know where God wants me to go.
The screen goes dark.
Friday, October 6. 2006
The camera shows two men walking in an immaculately kept garden. A full moon lights the garden–otherwise, it is
dark. High walls tipped with metal spikes surround the garden. At times, the camera shows the men from a distance. At
other times it zooms in on their gesturing hands, their lips, or their feet as they walk the graveled paths of the
garden. It never shows their full faces. At all times, however, their voices are audible.
Darius: Well?
Kana: Well what?
Darius: What do you need?
Kana: What makes you say that I need something?
Darius: Please. Do I look foolish? You and I both know how things work. Yes, I know we’re friends. Yes, I know that
you rearrange your nearly impossible schedule whenever I call, but you don’t ever call me. Not unless you need
something. Therefore, I ask, what do you need?
Kana: Information.
Darius: Isn’t that what your spy corps is for?
Kana: They can’t get me what I want.
For a moment there is silence, broken only by the sound of their footsteps on the path.
Kana: Well, maybe they can, but I don’t want to explain to them why I need it.
Darius: So, what is it that you need?
Kana: Test results.
Darius: What, medical tests?
Kana: No, standardized educational tests.
Continue reading "Gifted And Talented"
|
Comments
Thu, 03.07.2008 08:49
That's awesomeComments ()
Wed, 02.07.2008 15:18
MG: awesome! I love it! Daboo:
Wed, 02.07.2008 10:00
I'll be Radar will be happy to see Fighter and Paladin group ed together.Comments ()
Sat, 28.06.2008 01:37
Just for the record, I can c apture obscure XKCD references as well - frame 8 has a refer ence to http://www.bash. [...]Comments ()
Fri, 27.06.2008 23:32
I don't blame Joss, but that d oesn't mean I'm going to sudde nly find myself interested in stories which, ultimatel [...]Comments ()
Fri, 27.06.2008 14:46
I think this looks fantastic. I can't wait!Comments ()
Fri, 27.06.2008 14:31
Boom De Yada Boom De Yada Bo om De Yada Boom De YadaComments ()
Fri, 27.06.2008 14:30
Great. Now that song's gonna b e stuck in my head for three d ays.Comments ()
Fri, 27.06.2008 14:24
Your second conclusion is inco rrect. I never drew the concl usion that he blamed Whedon fo r his hatred of vampires [...]Comments ()
Fri, 27.06.2008 13:11
Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't t hink he was blaming Joss Whedo n for the fact that he didn't like vampires. All he w [...]Comments ()
Fri, 27.06.2008 12:14
I think it is awesome that MG got an XKCD reference that you did not.Comments ()
Fri, 27.06.2008 10:59
You can't blame Joss Whedon fo r that.Comments ()
Fri, 27.06.2008 10:52
Let's trade childhood experien ces and see how YOU feel about vampires. My older brother tu rned me off to the conce [...]Comments ()
Fri, 27.06.2008 10:05
Vampire hater.Comments ()
Fri, 27.06.2008 10:02
MAN! THAT WAS AWESOME! Than ks, MG! I didn't worry too muc h about not getting the joke, but I'm so glad you post [...]Comments ()